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STUPID HIPPY - If you were at work this would not have happened.


TAGS: hippy occupy protest cops pepperspray
Rating: 3.33/5

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TerrorAustralis - June 5, 2012, 4:18 am
in soviet russia, propaganda creates YOU. seriously though, mislabelling protesters as hippies shouldnt be an excuse for something which REALLY belongs on politifake, regardless of how funny/true it is
Tarapin - June 4, 2012, 3:50 pm
Oh god! I've been corrupted by my kids! I can't believe I actually said that...or that I actually recognized the character!
Tarapin - June 4, 2012, 3:42 pm
Is that Hermoine?
djinnyf - March 30, 2012, 4:36 pm
Luv the comments, guys... xx
Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 1:05 am
Job? You mean the ones the CEO's have shipped to China? The ones where they pay the employees 1 dollar a day, and no health, no safety, no retirement, and any talk of unions is a 12 year prison sentence. THAT JOB?
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 6:45 pm
Wasn't that the Berkely incident where it was mostly college students?
Greeny - December 7, 2011, 11:04 pm
what hippy?
calvin5040 - December 7, 2011, 7:19 pm
what jobs?


REGRET -


TAGS: pepperspray hippie occupy portland sammich
Rating: 3.98/5

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5150monkeylove - December 15, 2011, 4:31 pm
Sorry it has been so long, guys and gals. Many changes in life have happened recently. I missed you all. Hello to the noobs! If you need some help, get with the elders here by pm. (some of you really need it.)


PROTECT & SERVE - The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.


TAGS: police pepper spray
Rating: 4.48/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 4:45 pm
Looks like he's enjoying himself. Oink!
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 8:56 pm
The cop behind him face-palmed.
ZeXaZ - October 10, 2011, 5:22 pm
And ruin a perfectly good donut?! I think not!
Thunderstrike - October 10, 2011, 3:32 pm
What a terrible sh**!! I bet if that guy's head looked like a donut the cop would be dead on.


SCOPOPHOBIA -


TAGS: fear being stared at spray jet judgemental
Rating: 4.52/5

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NickDahlmier - February 20, 2016, 6:02 am
And when it's pin-point accuracy was most called upon to shoot, to help clear-up the mess I saw before me... blocking my view... it's eyes froze-over, blocking any emission it could make until they were cleared by natures efforts or mine.
steph1 - April 3, 2011, 12:06 pm
and instantly froze in total shock
CaptainBaked - April 3, 2011, 12:03 pm
It looks like that little sucker just saw me n****..
Cloudchaser - April 3, 2011, 11:39 am
Looks like a hood/bonnet mounted windshield washer sprayer


Pepper Spray -




GOOD FOOD GREAT CONVERSATIONS -


TAGS: chilis pepper spray
Rating: 4.63/5

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mariand - October 22, 2011, 4:59 am
bwahahaha!...amsome
crankyhead - October 22, 2011, 1:48 am
LOL!


DEDICATION -




WE'RE FINALLY BACK IN KANSAS, TOTO - The Wizard of Pig




DRINKING POP: - Your doing it wrong.


TAGS: soda fizz spray pop face
Rating: 3.25/5

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Uthon - June 11, 2012, 1:42 pm
Pop is the Canadian version of Soda. :S
CloudchaserS - June 7, 2012, 9:42 am
That's not pop, that's Coke. Proper use of the word pop is something like "I'll pop you up side the head with this Coke bottle if you mess with me!" (grew up in Alabama, dens in Tennessee)
Kyronic - June 6, 2012, 10:09 pm
He's sniffing Coke.


DOUCHEANS UNITE - Your leader has appeared... Pop your collar, spray on some tan, and meet in the food court. (oh, and he's a ginger too!)




ZOO - Where lions.. um... "SPRAY."


TAGS: lion zoo poop spray
Rating: 2.3/5


CARROLLING -


TAGS: santa carrolling pepper spray la davis
Rating: 4.22/5

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MashiMashi - December 27, 2011, 9:40 am
Lt. PIKE should be timesman of the year.


CONSERVE AMMO - Limit 100 Rounds Per Terrorist Carcass




Hawk -


TAGS: hawk spray hose
Rating: 4.5/5

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demon001 - February 24, 2014, 6:53 pm
I think your "hawk" is an owl


FOR YOU ...I WILL WAIT FOREVER - My hairspray unfortunately gives you about a half hour before everything falls apart.


TAGS: forever love hairspray waiting
Rating: 4.43/5

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lgvernon - May 6, 2012, 10:29 pm

And the shoes mean I won't be able to walk tomorrow at all.


Aim at the base of the flames! -




OZONE -


TAGS: hair spray 80 s looking good
Rating: 2.47/5

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Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 1:42 pm

and the blow dryer...you have the cigg plugin attachment?


Honey, this casserole tastes a little tangy... -


TAGS: insecticide cooking spray
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 5, 2016, 10:40 am
How to commit murder and get away with it chuckle.chuckle...^!
JesusWept - December 5, 2016, 8:23 am
LOL real good! ^^^^^Up


Good Neighbour -


TAGS: neighbour police cops pepper spray
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - November 7, 2016, 2:45 pm
i got ban hammered for upvoting...but yes the cop can now get them for distracted driving
mizzdizz - October 7, 2016, 9:37 pm
That's why you pay the neighbor's nauseatingly cute, frilly, prissy, adorable 6-8 year old daughter to hold the sign! ^!


Spray Tans -


TAGS: quote tans failed spray colour cancer
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 10, 2015, 5:10 am
I call it ‘comfortably musty’.
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:04 pm
Aw come on Steve, be fair. Probably the most/only action Mr. Gary's junk has seen in the past month. Let it have it's moment to shine before it's stuffed back into that dark, dirty lint filled place it calls home.
GaryO - August 21, 2015, 10:55 pm
I know, titillating, right?
steve1961 - August 21, 2015, 2:05 pm
A month later and we are STILL talking about GaryO's junk...?
GaryO - August 21, 2015, 7:23 am
Now we’re gettin’ somewhere. Thought I recognized the top of yer fuzzy head. Good thing Vernon popped in and back out. She’d be all over this subject of whale peepees. (welcome back, BTW)
MissPriss - August 21, 2015, 2:20 am
Isn't that how you circumcise a whale...4skin divers?
GaryO - August 20, 2015, 4:51 am
that's NOT a blanket! (dam foreskin anyway)
MissPriss - August 20, 2015, 2:08 am
Yep and we all knew it would Silvie.
MissPriss - August 20, 2015, 2:04 am
It's Motifake...where else would we go hun?
MissPriss - August 20, 2015, 2:03 am
Sausage? I'd say piggy in a blanket...bahaha...sorry Mr. Gary.
MissPriss - August 20, 2015, 2:02 am
Count yourself lucky that Silvie beat me to that thought...teehee.
Bandit5906 - July 26, 2015, 10:00 pm
Someone had to say it!
GaryO - July 25, 2015, 6:30 am
had to go there, didn't we..
Silverheart - July 25, 2015, 6:06 am

And the orangest gentleman's sausage, too
GaryO - July 25, 2015, 4:48 am
Rubbed some on myself once. Had the orangest palms in LA


Pepper Spray -


TAGS: hippie cops police pepper spray
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 24, 2015, 1:00 am
And JesusWept? Coincidence? 5L bloody not likely...teehee.
mizzdizz - October 22, 2015, 10:32 pm
I'm with the bystanders----JAW DROPPED!!!!!! I recognize the agency---this man no longer has a job---guarantee it!!!!!!! At the same time, organic pepper spray---ROTFL!!!!!! 5 L for the pic, 5 L for the LOL!


On-The-Job-Training -


TAGS: toilet plastic spraying wtf wc
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:36 am
I can't help but think this is for those guys that their bellies hang down waaaaaaay past the vital zone!! How do you aim when you get past a certain size girth? You gotta be hoping! LOL! 5L


Rhymes with orange -




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